cowboysuggest:

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

drunkblogging:

omgggggg

sashibunbun:

crownedpatriot:

doublepunishedtradchad:

crownedpatriot:

tigerlilyupinthisbitch:

cried-havoc:

Tom Hardy laughs like an old wizened prospector finding gold after digging for 15 years.

A tiny laugh for a big guy

>a big guy

For you

Was being shorter than expected part of his plan?

celticpyro:

libertarirynn:

sayaaensland:

boogiewoogieworm:

Sony executives listening to Sunflower: yeah this sounds like a nice lighthearted hip hop song that the kids can–

Swae Lee: 🎶She wanna ride me like a cruuuiise🎶

Sony executives:

Bold of you to assume Sony didn’t know exactly what they were doing.

I heard that song on the radio several times before I realized it was connected to the movie, and I always thought that line was stupid anyway. At least “ride me like a bike“ makes some anatomical sense. Nobody rides you like a cruise.

Not with that attitude they can’t.

cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

reyohnaka:

hey colourpop cosmetics you make great affordable products and i love you but we gotta talk about something. just a quick little thing. just sit down it wont take that long dont worry i just want to have a little chat about well uh

sticksandsharks:

Choir // Genesis

virginiaisforhaters:

princesscas:

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened. 

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

lazarlightshow:

kumagawa:

Reblog it people, you only get to every eight seconds.

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

mcavoy:

ANYA TAYLOR JOY for Dazed Magazine 

ceelove:

mysoleisred:

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

Claiming it.

piipstachio:

Please adopt this boi